I’ve only ever hit one person in the face. I was about 7 and mum and dad had some friends over. Their son was a dick.
We went to play in my room and he said, ‘do you want to fight?’
Clearly, being the sensible non-dick kid, I answered, ‘ahhh no.’
‘But I’ll go easy on you, im only a black belt in taek won-do’
And he got into a full fight pose.
I walked up to him, smashed him in the snout and he fell back and hit his head on the corner of my bed.
He ran out crying and screaming and the parents hated me. When I told mum and dad what had happened, they laughed and I got candy 
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